Oh, how I’d love to just get in my car and drive to somewhere…ANYwhere when shit hits the fan like this

Just because I’m younger than you doesn’t mean I know less than you do about raising a kid. Just because I haven’t pushed one out doesn’t mean I don’t know EXACTLY how to take care of it, I know so much and you can’t take my advice because you are older than me and I’ve never actually birthed a child? Look. I know it’s your kid, but I have been doing this for wayyyy longer than the 4 months you’ve had this kid and I know all the little tricks so why not get off your high horse and let me help you- I mean, really? I spend ten hours a day with your kid- you see him for 2 and then put him to bed. So let’s be real, 9 times out of 10 I know what your kid needs better than you do so stop looking down your nose at me when I tell you exactly what that is.

a beautiful skyline, water, Deaf community, roller derby, Interpreter Training Program……AWESOME.

THAT’S NOT HOW GOTHAM DOES IT!!!

Okay, something that people are ignorant about that bothers me sometimes…”Blinded by the light” was originally written and performed by Bruce Springsteen (on ‘Greetings from Asbury Park, N.J.). Manfred Manfred Mann’s Earth Band sang it a couple years later and their version was the one that topped the charts. Same with Spirit in the Night, written and performed by Springsteen first, then by MMEB. Don’t worry Brucey, I got yo back.

Alright. For those people who may someday be looking for a nanny job, or are looking now, do the math. I have seen people offering to pay $75 a week for two kids! Two! If you are looking for a nanny, or you are one yourself…you have to realize that it’s a special service!

These parents are looking for someone to:

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Draw me a good one, honey =)

So last night I had a dream that I got a tattoo of one of those old fashioned tea cups on my back…so is it absolutely insane that I’m online right now looking up pictures of tea cups so I can choose one?

baby grab yo keys!